Thousands of Verizon customers who use their cell phones as alarm clocks will be late for work today after a software update turned off their Samsung u430 phones in the middle of the night. The Samsung u340 is the latest free phone from Verizon, used by budget-conscious consumers everywhere.
Undoubtedly this will increase the volume of speeders and reckless drivers during the mid-morning commute as half-awake people rush to get to school and work, resulting in an abnormally high number of accidents and likely more than one fatality.
Hear that Verizon? FATALITIES!
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Thats what they get for being so cheap!
Haha, it sounds like one of the excuses I would have used while working for sam; "My phone alarm didn't go off, it's Verizons fault!"
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